Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Barack Hussein Osama (bin-Laden): the Communist Years...

BREAKING NEWS -

DYWP - Bridlington (Fine Purveyors of World News)

Barack Hussein Osama bin-Laden (pseudonym Barack Obama), love child of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin-Laden's third niece seventeen times removed, was (or is) a Communist (or knows [or knew] a Communist - it's all the same with these people). As Honourable Fellow blogger Cookie posits quite rightly, this needs to be thoroughly and completely investigated at the highest possible level.

We can now reveal exclusively that this is not a rare case of negative campaigning in the US presidential nominations race (repeat: this is not negative campaigning...)

In fact it's All True, photos of someone looking like Barack bin-Laden in a Cuban training camp (probably taken prior to his departure to Afghanistan) are in our possession and will go to the highest bidder, to assist this investigation (please note that extra Photoshopping will cost a little more).

That makes Osama the worst possible Communist ever: a Muslim Communist! And potentially the next president of the USA, a black Muslim (terrorist?) Communist. Daaang!

Next week: How John McCain turns out to be a transvestite that had an affair with Ho Chi Mihn.

Stay tuned! No flippin'!

7 Comments:

At 10:46 PM, Blogger Cookie..... said...

Come on Gert....your post "strongly implies" that I stated or re-posted all that drivel....and you know that is not the case.

I merely re-posted another article about his past communist connections and mentoring and requested an investigation into those allegations....you would do the same where the situation similar regarding England...at least I THINK you would...

 
At 11:56 PM, Blogger Gert said...

Come on, Cookie, it's just a gentle spoof. Don't tell me you didn't think it was funny in parts...

"You would do the same where the situation similar regarding England.

Sorry, but no. A "Communist past" is part of the past. That's liberty too, Cookie...The only guys in Britain that call everyone else a "Marxist" are the National Front and the BNP. And, oh yeah, idiots like Lionheart and Sentinel (remember him?)

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger Cookie..... said...

Good God...who could ferget "Sentinel". I had to activate all my comment moderation measures and E-mail blockers because of that nutcase.

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger Gert said...

Well, Senti's blog's gone dormant since August 2007. Now if he would simply delete that trash, that's what I would call progress...

 
At 3:33 AM, Blogger Eitan said...

That's good stuff. I thought Cookie would be offended but y'all got together and made me laugh! I'll be in Israel soon. Hope we don't have another Communist gov't there soon(lol)

 
At 2:01 AM, Blogger Eitan said...

Gert: you're invited to check out my newest post. Some of it is just old rhetoric but there are a few novelties. Only so many things can be said when it comes to the Arab-Israeli conflict so I tried to come up with a new twist but I dunno...

 
At 9:27 PM, Blogger Mad Zionist said...

Gert, Good stuff! Looking forward to the "McCain's a Transvestite" post. ;)

 

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