Barack Hussein Osama (bin-Laden): the Communist Years...
BREAKING NEWS -
DYWP - Bridlington (Fine Purveyors of World News)
Barack Hussein Osama bin-Laden (pseudonym Barack Obama), love child of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin-Laden's third niece seventeen times removed, was (or is) a Communist (or knows [or knew] a Communist - it's all the same with these people). As Honourable Fellow blogger Cookie posits quite rightly, this needs to be thoroughly and completely investigated at the highest possible level.
We can now reveal exclusively that this is not a rare case of negative campaigning in the US presidential nominations race (repeat: this is not negative campaigning...)
In fact it's All True, photos of someone looking like Barack bin-Laden in a Cuban training camp (probably taken prior to his departure to Afghanistan) are in our possession and will go to the highest bidder, to assist this investigation (please note that extra Photoshopping will cost a little more).
That makes Osama the worst possible Communist ever: a Muslim Communist! And potentially the next president of the USA, a black Muslim (terrorist?) Communist. Daaang!
Next week: How John McCain turns out to be a transvestite that had an affair with Ho Chi Mihn.
Stay tuned! No flippin'!