The Archipelago of Eastern Palestine
Thanks to a tipster, Phil Weiss (Mondoweiss) has an imaginary map "showing the fragmentation of the West Bank under Israeli occupation - an archipelago of disconnected islands". Go look see...
Which reminds me of an old anti-Zionist joke.
A not too political Arab and a Jewish anti-Zionist share a couple of drinks in a bar.
Arab: so tell me, what's the Israeli flag all about?
AZ Jew: well, you know about the Star of David, don't you?
Arab: yeah, but what about the blue lines?
AZ Jew: well, the line at the bottom symbolises the Jordan river, you with me on that?
Arab: sure, but what about the top line?
AZ Jew: depends on the Zionist interpretation: could be the Mediterranean Sea, could be the Suez Canal or could be the Litani river!
Jackie Mason on Sharon and the West Bank:
"Did you hear? Ariel Sharon is a man of peace. You don't believe me? He's a man of peace, I tell you. He's promised to give the whole of the West Bank back. All of it. Completely. Just not right now because its all in his wife's name!"
Jackie mason on performing in Egypt and the West Bank:
"I performed in Egypt the other week. Exact same show, same jokes. Dead silence. Anyway, Arafat proposed I perform in the West Bank. For $ 1 million. 1 million dollars!!!... Plus funeral expenses!"