Buy a Virtual Peerage (No Loans accepted)!
Crisis? What crisis? Look at our virtual peerages! Following the Cash for Peerages shocker, over at ElectTheLords (campaign for a democratically elected Second Chamber), they've just had a brilliant fundraising idea. You can now buy a Virtual Peerage over at their site, complete with Certificate of Inauthenticity and "Ye Olde Photoshoppe" coat of arms (but you'll have to bring your own cat fur). Raised funds to be used solely for the campaign, needless to say. And strictly no loans accepted!
Limited availability of Baronies, Viscountcies, Earldoms, Marquessatecies and Duchies, currently all 25% off for a time-limited offer! Prices start at £7.50 (for life)! Buy now!
As ElectTheLords put their case:
Did you know that 17 of the 22 individuals who have donated £100,000 or more to Labour in the last few years have been given an honour, and that all but one who have donated more than £1m has been given a peerage?
This has given the Elect the Lords campaign a great fundraising idea - why not sell Virtual Peerages? A Virtual Peerage won't get you a vote in the House of Lords. You won't get any land (on the other hand it also means you won't be expected to open any village fetes!). You will however gain an attractive certificate of inauthenticity and your full title will be listed on this website as a mark of our gratitude.
Purchase a Marquesset or a Duchy and we will even design you a Coat of Arms using the traditional method of Ye Olde Photoshoppe handed down the generation.
Back in the real world, your money will be spent on campaigning for a democratic second chamber. The government have promised a free vote on the composition of the upper house in this Parliament - it could be just months away! We urgently need funds to ensure we can put pressure on MPs to respect the opinions of the vast majority of UK citizens who want the second chamber to be at least predominently elected.
Tony Blair has appointed more than 300 life peers - 50% more than any other Prime Minister in history. We're hoping to beat that record by appointing more than 300 virtual peers in the next MONTH.
Donating money to us in this way won't "buy" you a democratic second chamber, but you can be sure it will be a great help!