I'm in love with Naomi Klein...

No, not really. Well, maybe just a little bit. Let me put it this way: I felt a tingle, definitely.

As any respectable 'Leftist' I had to read some of Naomi's stuff. Not all of it. Some of it. Much I liked, other stuff I found far-fetched and sometimes seriously OTT. But when I see another one of these typically impeccably groomed US military industrial complex types from this neocon finkfank or other proclaim everything is now fine in Iraq, I find myself all of a sudden agreeing wholeheartedly with Naomi Klein and cohorts. And grabbing my copy of "The Schock Doctrine"...

But that's not the reason for my heart's slight flutter. Saturday night I watched her being interviewed by Riz Khan (it was just before Larry King's interview with Ahmedinejad). Never quite before stopped to think what she looked like. Well, she's cute, disarmingly so. I'd have definitely fancied her if she was my classmate. Or the girl next door...

And my marriage is safe because Naomi is already married, to that cheeky chappy from Aljazeera's Inside USA, Avi Lewis. Naomi, if things go wrong between you and Avi, I'm here. We can talk. Have a cupper. And I'm not Jewish but I'm better looking than Avi, so there...