A Jew with a Particular View on Burglary
My home was burgled recently, so I went to the local Police station to report the crime.
Initially the coppers were real helpful and after offering me a nice mug of strong tea took my statement. I was then made to wait for a short while, as the officers skedaddled off, presumably to assign me a case number and inform me about any follow-up. My hopes weren't that high but got dashed completely when the case officer broke the news to me.
In essence, he said, there was nothing the Police could do for me. Stunned, I inquired about this unexpected turn of events and the officer gently broke the news to me: my 'burglary' wasn't considered a real burglary because it didn't meet the 'Threshold Requirements'. 'Threshold Requirements?' I gasped, 'what the Lord does that mean?'
'Your house is really small, isn't it Mr Suchandsuchabody?' asked PC Plod softly.
Truthfully I answered that, yes, it was really on the small side, we were actually looking for somewhere a little roomier but hadn't gotten round to it yet...
'Well, we looked up the dimensions of your dwelling on the National Computer and it's too small. Below a certain size, burglaries are no longer considered illegal...'
I nearly lost my patience there and then and was advised to calm down, unless I wanted to be charged with 'wasting Police time'.
Flabbered, I was escorted out by one of the coppers. Slipping through the revolving doors, he whispered in my ear: 'Listen, I'm not supposed to tell you this but you could always go and burgle someone else's property, provided it doesn't meet the Threshold Requirements, of course'. I muttered a feeble 'Thanks!' and went back on my way to my too small castle...
No, the above never happened, of course. There are no 'Threshold Requirements' on size for a burglary to qualify as such. Not in
And yet, if you believe certain Zionists, size should really matter in such cases. Take the blogger A Jew with a View (AJwaV) for instance. His ridiculous 'When Pictures Speak Louder Than Words' post rehashes the old idea that
By and large this little cowpad of a piece consists of pictures designed to convince us just how miniscule tiny Israel really is (and thus below the 'Threshold Requirements'), even if, as AJawV does, you rather deceptively colour everything from Gaza, the West Bank and the Golan Heights in the same cool blue. Thus Israel gets compared to scale with the Arab world, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, the United States, Great Britain and (please don't tempt me) Lake Michigan:
Lacking really is only a picture of Planet Earth taken from the Moon: on those pictures
Zionists say the darnest things...